welcome to the fest

I think it's more interesting if they're not, honestly. If they land in Hell, then Satan can just cart Pimp back up and basically the entire last three months was a waste of everyone's time. If the pimp has to still be alive (does he?), him being stuck working for Vainglorious is at least an interes...

Slick isn't throwing away porn because he's anti-porn, he's throwing away porn because Squig doesn't want it and Slick respects Squig's decision.

Slick's always been willing to be a good person if it doesn't require any introspection on his part

This is a nice change. Yeah, after finding a homeless woman on the run from sex trafficking, Squigley left her in a literal hole and went home to throw out his porn without so much as asking her name, because what *really* matters is how all this exploitation of women makes him feel. Good job, Squi...

Squig couldn't even be bothered to cancel his subscription to new porn, so he's still giving his money to the industry, having resisted in the most maximally useless way.