welcome to the fest

Roxanne’s advantage is slipping away. It would be great if somebody with magic or robotic influence showed up to help.

Zombies are not exactly known for their mechanical skills, and if Johnbies follow that pattern, then the Pimplord (does he have a name?!) ain't gonna get any help from them. Unless maybe they all throw themselves under the crashed hat to stabilize it.

But I just want to register what a weak plot element I feel the Johnbies are. I have never heard anyone in popular culture express anything but contempt for pimps, not even their customers, and so veneration strains belief.